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Kung Fu Panda is the BEST WORST Franchise in Modern Entertainment
Posted by kjohnson1585 in Animation, Television, Writing on September 20, 2013
This may surprise you, but Kung Fu Panda: Legends of Awesomeness was nominated for a daytime Emmy, along with the expected staples of The Simpsons, Regular Show, Bob’s Burgers, and South Park (South Park won). Regular Show may be somewhat unexpected as well, but it has a stronger pedigree than Kung Fu Panda: Legends of Awesomeness ever had. I am reminded of the surprise nomination and victory of the severely underrated and inexplicably forgotten Penguins of Madagascar, which still has half a season left unaired. A movie-knock-off TV show that could be compared to some of TV’s more memorable and critically acclaimed animated shows on the air right now? It seems preposterous.
That’s the thing, though: Kung Fu Panda is simultaneously the most interesting and the most frustrating franchise in recent history. There are elements in it that match some of the best, most dramatic moments in entertainment history, and there are moments that are so terrible and embarrassing that it churns your stomach to see on the screen. The action sequences and endearing relationship-building are top-notch; the jokes and excessive silliness/stupidity can be unbearable. It makes it extremely difficult to recommend the films and/or TV show to people, knowing full well that the recommender is walking a thin line to the recommendee.
Kung Fu Panda is unique in some ways because not only does it ask “What if an immature little shit was the inevitable chosen one,” it asks “What if you had to live out the rest of your life with this immature, shitty chosen one?” It has that comic element for the kids, but it has a relatable notch for adults to latch onto – namely, the concept of working with someone you can’t stand, the guy or girl you work with everyday and compels you to ask yourself, “How in the hell is this person still working here?” Po may be the star, but his chosen one status doesn’t trump his childlike immaturity. He’s not an automatic savant – he’s still as goofy and moronic as he always was (but now an arrogant little shit), surrounded by six people who trained all their lives to reach their potential. The best moments are when these characters come face to face with this truth, Po included, and have to deal with it. It is nice, too, that Po’s free-spirit at times filters through these kung fu masters and loosens them up a bit, giving them a certain humanity within their “animality.” The worst moments are when Po does stupid shit for an extended period of time, and then its over.
That concept is why Kung Fu Panda managed to surpass its “talking animal” nonsense and approach a status of quality adult engagement. More often that not, any show or film that contains talking animals are regulated to young kids fare, and to be sure, it is a title that these talking animal pieces of entertainment deserve. It’s rare to see adults latch onto such types of entertainment outside of nostalgia (Mickey Mouse), comedic (Looney Tunes), or subversive (Animaniacs). It’s rarer still to have adults watch a talking animal show and claim “there’s something more going on here,” in terms of depth, character, and themes. Kung Fu Panda, at its best moments, hits that mark, when delving into Po’s relationship with Tigress, or Master Shifu, or his father. And yet, because it is by nature stuck in its own premise and medium (being animated, starring talking animals), it has to play lip service to its younger audience, with its wackier moments and moronic titular character. Kung Fu Panda struggles mightily in balancing this, which makes it hard really get into the franchise.
All of that is a roundabout way of saying that Kung Fu Panda always seems to come close to greatness, but in turn always comes short of that greatness, stumbling stupidly into a wall like the main character is prone to do. Remember the first film? Its most harrowing moments, besides its fantastic fight scenes, were watching Shifu’s growing frustration and confusion over Oogway’s decision to choose Po as the Dragon Warrior, and how those frustrations filtered through to the various members of the Furious Five. It’s most silliest moment? The final “fight” between Po and Tai Lung, which wasn’t so much a fight as it was some well-done game of grab-ass. The second film had a richer set of villains (between the Wolf Boss and Shen, who have history with Po’s family), and a heck of a lot of rich conversations between Po and Tigress, about their lives up until this point. The fight sequences here are a bit more extravagant and less personal, Shifu is set aside for a large portion of the film, and the plot itself falls flat at inopportune moments. I certainly do not hate these films, although I feel the first film has more going for it than the second, but the flaws are still there, holding back Kung Fu Panda from its full potential.
The TV show continues the films’ frustrating tonal dichotomy, where some episodes are childishly awful, and some, endearingly fantastic. “The Princess and the Po,” the second episode of the series, focuses on Po protecting an annoying, self-centered princess, which is as cliched and straight-forward as it sounds – of course they find common ground in its final five minutes. “Chain Reaction,” by contrast, is perhaps Legends of Awesomeness’s first sign of greatness. Primarily concerned with the type of relationship that exist between Po and Tigress, it touches upon Tigress’s complete frustration at Po’s sudden declaration of being a Dragon Warrior. Tigress is, in some ways, the most complex and complicated character in the show, and arguably one of the most complex and complicated female characters in modern times. Behind her stoicism is pain, anger, frustration, and sadness, doled out slowly over the course of the show. You could argue that someone like Tigress needs someone like Po – as the second film implied – since her stoicism holds her back from opening up as a person.
The hidden pathos that this franchise is built upon is the most powerful aspect of Kung Fu Panda, a pathos that is never directly stated (which is good and bad in its own ways): Shifu expected Tigress to be the Dragon Warrior, Tigress expected to be the Dragon Warrior, and they both have to deal with the fact they were wrong. It’s particularly painful when you know their history: “Father Crime” shows that Shifu was abandoned at the Jade Palace as a child by his own father, to be raised by Oogway; likewise, Tigress too was abandoned at the Jade Palace as according to “Kung Fu Day Care,” raised and trained by Shifu. Their ties to the Jade Palace is a long, painful, and tumultuous one; so for some fat, clumsy oaf to come in and achieve the Dragon Warrior status is a huge slap in the face. I mean, they have to train this guy, fight along side of him, and even protect him. It’s an antagonism that bubbles under the surface, and even though Po has his victories and manages to get on their good side, it’s still a sentiment that’s there.
So I’m not too surprised “Enter the Dragon” was nominated for the Emmy. It’s a fantastic one-hour TV movie, little on the “Po-is-goofy” gags and heavy on the earned sentiment, especially when Shifu tells Tigress, essentially his surrogate daughter, his plan to self-sacrifice himself. It’s heart-rendering stuff, which makes Po inevitable victory all the more rewarding; he may not be the ideal Dragon Warrior, but when it comes down to it, even he knows and understand the stakes. While most people’s mileage may vary, I think that “Enter the Dragon” works better than Kung Fu Panda 2 did.
Legends of Awesomeness powers through its episodes, bouncing between, well, awesomeness and shittiness. It has a handle on its villains and their relationships – Fung’s odd relationship with his Crocodile Bandits, Taotie’s relationship with his son Bien Zao, Master Junjie and his jealous antagonism towards Shifu – but not so much on its comic sensibilities or developing the cast outside of Po, Shifu, and Tigress. Monkey has a bit more going for him (we learn he has a brother) and Mantis has a complicated love life, but Crane and Viper are regularly ignored (mostly likely due to animation constraints) – and when they’re given their time in the spotlight, it seems unpolished and graceless. The one episode that we do learn about Viper, “Serpent’s Tooth,” represents everything that is both great and awful about the show, opening up the character but dropping the ball on its theme. “Serpent’s Tooth,” in fact, came dangerously close to representing what it’s like to be a distrusted minority in today’s America, wherein the citizens of the Valley of Peace express their dislike and distrust of snakes after a villainous snake named Fu-Xi attacks some people.
Viper, within her limited roles, has always been portrayed as nice, warm, helpful, and accommodating. The question, of course, is why? Because her kind is looked down upon. It’s thought of as icky, dirty, and dangerous, and even the positive-minded Po can’t help but accidentally express his own negative feelings towards snakes. This leads to the question: how long have snakes been treated like this, like second-class citizens? It looks like a while, but in pure, frustrating Kung Fu Panda fashion, it’s unclear. Still, it explains Viper’s behavior: stay quiet, keep your head down, train and work hard, be nice and detrimental towards everyone, lest people look at you as that “uppity snake.” So the story of another snake causing trouble nearby has everyone casting a cautious eye towards Viper, including the “nice friend” who supposedly was above it all. Watching the first ten minutes of this episode was painful; ask any minority that feeling of outsiderness, of feeling ostracized, of being stereotyped even though you spent your whole life trying to be the good guy, and every moment of anger at this entire situation is automatically looked upon with disdain and fear. You can’t even vent. Kung Fu Panda, once again, approaches greatness.
And once again, it fails it, turning Viper’s daring temptation into the scalie darkside by Fu-Xi’s taunts into an elaborate scheme cooked up by her and Shifu to only pretend to join him. The drama is utterly ruined, Viper is regulated to useful pawn, and while it’s nice to know that Viper’s friendship is genuine and that she is stronger than all the hate and anger spewed at her, it is utterly disappointing that the writers her dropped the ball on something so significant and powerful. Mainly due the fact that we don’t know Viper at all, we don’t really get an accurate look into how Viper feels about everything that happened. I really hope we see more of this in the future, but knowing Kung Fu Panda, we won’t.
Kung Fu Panda’s inability and/or unwillingness to commit to its most potentially dramatic ideas is baffling; it raises the question – why bother bringing aboard such ideas at all? Kung Fu Panda could certainly coast its way through a heavily pratfall-centric premise, filled with obvious silent scenes disguised as comic awkward pauses, masking the need to kill precious minutes. But it clearly loves its source, with its fascination of giddy, Jackie-Chan-esque fight scenes and its pointed need to open up its casts’ history and relationships – only to shut it down with a sudden “NAH!” This back-and-forth between juvenile absurdity and heavy pathos makes Kung Fu Panda a frustrating experience, surging between the highs and lows of what animated TV can offer.
We most likely will not see any more Kung Fu Panda entertainment until the third movie comes out, slated for 2015. Nick will probably continue more episodes then, interspersed with three more chapters to the Kung Fu Panda film franchise that will be released in the next ten years or so. With all these potential stories coming our way, I doubt Kung Fu Panda will really grasp the full potential of its franchise, continuing to be both the best AND worst franchise in modern entertainment. “Ska-doosh,” I guess.
Tumblr Tuesday – 09/17/13
Posted by kjohnson1585 in Animation, Comics, Film, Television, Video Games, Writing on September 17, 2013
After a two-week hiatus, Tumblr Tuesday is back! Not a ton of stuff, but there’s a few goodies:
— I wrote a little about the DC Comics contest concerning a suicidal Harley Quinn:
http://totalmediabridge.tumblr.com/post/60849576709/dc-contest-on-harley-quinns-suicide-is-telling
— I hate Makorra. The season premiere of The Legend of Korra only solidified my hate:
http://totalmediabridge.tumblr.com/post/60852296524/legend-of-korra
— Speaking of which, two gifs from Avatar depict the “humor” in that show’s fight sequences that Legend of Korra’s action sorely lacks:
http://totalmediabridge.tumblr.com/post/61027731906/meehighmeelo-unwinona-i-love-that-aangs
— A link to a link satirizing the “brooding male anti-hero” that dots the landscape of television’s Golden Age:
http://totalmediabridge.tumblr.com/post/61050549524/men-be-brooding
— And 16-bit versions of modern 3D games, and they look awesome:
http://totalmediabridge.tumblr.com/post/61051131873/pxlbyte-modern-games-get-demakes-games-of
CHILDHOOD REVISTED – TaleSpin
Posted by kjohnson1585 in Animation, Childhood Revisited, Television, Writing on September 16, 2013
TaleSpin isn’t really a kids show. It’s a show for adults to relive their childhood. How TaleSpin channels the pulpy, ten-cent serials of the 30s to introduce kids to what their parents enjoyed.
A friend of mine bought a broken 78-player. He fixed it up, acquired some records for it, and proceeded to play them as we sat around and sipped scotch and beers. The sound and style recently became popular due to games like Bioshock, Bioshock Infinite, and Fallout 3 – games that explore the extreme, uncomfortable sides of eras long gone. In them, these classic songs, played at various intervals, often go against the disturbing chaos around them, a quiet sense of sanity and clarity in a world gone mad and violent. Also, they’re just pretty damn good – my favorite song so far? Tony Pastor’s “Meet Me At No Special Place.”
That’s the hidden specialness of those games – they’re essentially “updated and modern” takes of various adventures that hundreds of thousands of kids would read for ten cents at their local bookstore or magazine stand. Authors tossed out tales of grand adventures, remarkable robots, grandiose superheros, hidden temples, mad scientists, rugged adventurers, cunning shamuses, and so on. These led to comics, then radio shows, then movies, then influenced modern films like Indiana Jones, Sky Captain, The Shadow, and even Star Wars.
TaleSpin, in perhaps the most boldest decision in cartoon history, sought to bring back the tone and style of those serials through the use of talking animals, many of which were from The Jungle Book. If Darkwing Duck was unique in its willingness to go wacky and silly, TaleSpin was its complete opposite, more prone to go serious, in the adventurous, pulpy sense. Unlike Darkwing Duck, characters could theoretically be killed in this show. There are shoot-outs, airplane fights, shady businessmen, and ruthless gangsters, all couched in a comfortable, fun, campy spirit so things don’t get too grim. And in the center of it all are the well-meaning but essentially morally grey characters of Baloo, Rebecca, and Kit.
TaleSpin – (1990)
Director: Larry Latham, Robert Taylor
Starring: Ed Gilbert, Sally Struthers, Jim Cummings
Screenplay(s) by: Jymn Magon, Libby Hinson, Lee Uhley
To prepare for this review, dear readers, I watched the entire 21-episode, 1-season run of Tales of the Gold Monkey, the show TaleSpin is loosely based on. Wildly popular since it debuted after Raiders of the Lost Arc, Tales, a 1985 show with a 1938 setting, style, aesthetic, and sensibility, starts off interesting but slow, pushing into dangerous racially-uncomfortable territory. But Donald Bellisario (creator of Quantum Leap) rightly focuses on the characters and their history/pasts as the show goes along. It isn’t perfect – Sarah White really gets the short end of the stick in terms of development, and Jack, the one-eyed dog, is kinda lame no matter how much you slice the camp pie – but I definitely enjoyed the change and more serious direction towards the end of its run. CBS didn’t agree, desiring more outlandish tales involving wild natives and wacky Nazi’s, and the studio and Bellisario clashed over the show’s direction, inevitably leading to its cancellation despite high ratings. I can’t say I agree with either side: Bellisario’s direction was necessary, but it wasn’t as if the later episodes weren’t silly enough (Hidden bombs on ships! High-stakes poker games! Crazed prophet predicting wild weather!). But I enjoyed it for what it was, and it’s clear where TaleSpin draws inspiration, cribbing names and ideas liberally from its source. TaleSpin also managed that perfect balance between serial tales and rich characterizations, focusing on the lives of three people: Baloo, Rebecca, and Kit.
There aren’t any heroes in TaleSpin. Sure, Baloo, Rebecca, and Kit are the show’s protagonists, but to say they are heroic would be wrong. They’re three people who in some ways are forced to be together in order to get through the times. As the backstory goes, Baloo, ace pilot but otherwise lazy scumbag, loses his air delivery business after failing to actually pay the bank. He is bought out by Rebecca Cunningham, an extremely smart but internally desperate woman, who hires him as his pilot. Kit Cloudkicker comes along as an air pirate who has no aspirations to be an air pirate, and through a truly great and exciting four-part series, “Plunder and Lighting,” ends up as part of the crew.
“Plunder and Lighting” is a fantastic introduction to the series, really working to set up the principal cast and their quirks, weaknesses, and strengths. We meet the mechanical prodigy but moronic Wildcat, the party-loving Louie, the sinister and dangerously brooding Shere Khan, and – I do not exaggerate when I say this – animation’s best character ever, the self-centered but genuinely vicious Don Karnage (I will get into him in bit.) These episodes introduces the variable tone of the show, which can be light and fun, comic zaniness, or perilous and dark. Pulling from its expansive pulp origins, TaleSpin weaves a rich set of tales that make the characters and world of its show come alive.
And TaleSpin feels alive. The various settings within the show – Cape Suzette, Thembria, the cliff guns, and the various exotic locales – are wonderfully, brilliantly designed, vibrant with its own energy and sense of culture. I feel like I could wake up in Cape Suzette and find my way from Hire for Higher to Khan Industries and not get lost. TaleSpin marvels with its detailed locations, willing to show both the upper class, middle class, and lower class of almost every place they visit. We see the luxurious office of Shere Khan, the cluttered, wooden office of Rebecca Cunningham, and the shady, slim alleyways of Cape Suzette. That in itself is bold in its sheer audacity – very few animated shows would put in that kind of detailed, layered work.
Even while the setting is top-notch, the characters are top-notchier. Characters possess clear-cut strength and weaknesses, flaws and quirks, moments of brilliance mixed with moments of sheer stupidity. Even one-off characters that pop in and out have history and purpose. They’re not just animated joke machines. They feel real and relatable. They don’t “change” per se – I wrote over on my tumblr how characterization works differently in animated cartoons – but through their set personalities we discover the core of these characters, their goals, and their constant failures.
There are essentially three types of episodes. There are “pure adventure” episodes, tales that could be pretty much ripped from the serials themselves, re-written to accommodate the show’s setting. They’re the most mysterious, weird, and exciting, with secrets and magic and wild technology and hidden rooms and undiscovered kingdoms. There are “comedy of errors” episodes, in which the characters try to do something ill-advised or poorly planned, and end up in a ridiculous situation that’s more funny and cute than anything else. And there are “character episodes,” episodes that delve into the characters and reach something deep and powerful, exposing something about themselves or their relationships to each other.
“Polly Wants a Treasure” and “For Whom the Bells Klangs” both are examples of the adventure tales. The former has Baloo and a talking parrot constantly arguing as they and Kit work to stay one step ahead of the air pirates searching for a treasure. The two-part “For Whom the Bells Klangs” is a desert-spanning adventure where Louie and Baloo reluctantly spar with a Tim Curry-voiced snake while making goo-goo eyes at an attractive archeologist fox, all over the legend of the Lost City of Tinabula. The adventure tales usually have two characters conflicting over minor shit while being up against unknown or mysterious forces. They’re exciting enough, but only really stand out when the interplay between all treasure-hunting parties are at their best. Comedy of error episodes include, “The Golden Sproket of Friendship,” (a wacky run-around between Baloo/Kit, Thembrians, and a couple of goofy gangsters over a tiny gift to Cape Suzette) “Vowel Play,” (Baloo’s poor spelling skills are used against him by a couple of “clever” gangsters) and “Your Baloo’s in the Mail” (A Rat Race-esque romp where Baloo and Kit have to assist a bunch of slow-ass mailmen to their final destination to win a contest.) And the character episodes, the most dramatically powerful ones, include “Her Chance to Dream,” where a lonely, overworked Rebecca comes dangerously close to leaving her complex life behind for peace among the clouds with a ghost – and almost leaving behind her daughter. “The Old Man and the Sea Duck” gets into Baloo’s psyche when he has to relearn flying (and more importantly, loving to fly and having confidence in flying) after suffering from amnesia. And “Paradise Lost” gives Wildcat his moment, when, in order to protect his new-found dinosaur friends from evil hunters, stops the flow of magic water that gives birth to the pre-historic setting. It sounds silly until you realize how lonely a guy like Wildcat really is; no one can really relate to him and his simple pleasures except animals, so to see him make that sacrifice is heartbreaking (also, they actually show an dinosaur getting shot).
The best episodes are the ones that really can balance all three episode-types with some wonderful animation and top-notch writing. In “From Here to Machinery,” Baloo competes with robot pilots to determine the future of mortal pilots employ. He fails (due to being unable to stay awake) and robots win, sending all pilots out of a job. When the robot pilots refuse to change directives during a lighting storm, though, Baloo flies in to save the day. It’s definitely cool to see the sleek, “World of Tomorrow” design of the various robots, but it’s nice to add the dramatic undercurrent of Baloo’s vulnerability. He is a confident, extremely talented pilot, bordering on egotistical, but when he fails at flying, it’s heartbeaking to see him all depressed. Flying is literally the only thing he knows, and it’s really great that they’re dedicated to this – “Vowel Play” and “Sheepskin Deep” showcase Baloo’s lack of an education, his efforts to reform, and implies that education is just as important as experience (which ran counter to the sheer onslaught of educational cartoons that were out there).
“Citizen Khan” is arguably the best episode of the entire show, blending character, adventure, and erroneous comedy into a nice, meaty plot. A couple of corrupt “lawmen” shoot down the Sea Duck, only to be revealed as miners who took over a Khan Industries mining town that Shere Khan failed to follow up on. Add in some forced indentured servitude, explosive minerals, a bit of mistaken identity, a couple of minors hell-bent on taking out Khan, and whether Khan himself will discover this mini-coup, and you have a really tense, fun, intriguing episode here, filled with great lines, great animation, and a real sense of isolation and locale. From a narrative standpoint, it’s TaleSpin at its best.
From a character standpoint, however, I cannot stress enough how utterly amazing Don Karnage is. He’s something of an revelation, really: a fantastic villain defined deliciously by his pride, his ego, and his incredible discordant use of language. Jim Cummings is at his vocal best here, reportedly inspired by I Love Lucy’s Desi Arnaz for the accent. It’s really difficult to capture the vocal readings in print, but Cummings take on lines like “Now, do not forget to remember!” and “Congratulation! You have not done a terrible job!” are just perfect. Karnage himself makes a great villain because despite being somewhat goofy and surrounded by morons, he himself is rather vicious, conniving, and cunning – he worked both with AND against Shere Khan, he plotted the entire attack on Cape Suzette in “Plunder and Lighting,” and he set up a really clever trap in “A Bad Reflection on You.” He even has a sense of honor – there’s a subtle but telling moment in “Stuck on You” where Khan gains the upper hand in a fight with Baloo, leaving the pilot dangling off the end of the Sea Duck. Before Karnage sends him to his death, Baloo calls him a coward and tells him to get it over with. In an ironic twist, Karnage actually saves him! When Baloo mentions this, Karnage responds, “I know – I don’t know what came over me,” and immediately goes back to attacking the bear. This great piece of nuance might be lost to kids, but Karnage, given the opportunity to finish off Baloo, failed to do so because deep down inside he believes in honor among thieves – or, in this case, killing. Honor and keeping one’s word is the perfect theme to “Stuck on You,” and it plays nicely and subtly throughout the episode.
While I had to take a moment to give Karnage his own paragraph, I can’t sell the rest of the cast short. I spoke about Baloo at length – a great pilot but lazy otherwise – but Kit is a fun character, not too annoying and a perfectly capable sidekick, and Rebecca, voice by Sally Struthers, is a smart, eagle-eyed, tough businesswoman and loving mother. (I love how all three of the main characters often get themselves into trouble.) Her daughter, Molly, may annoy some people but I was okay with her; it helps that she isn’t in too many episodes. The few times she and Wildcat get together are wonderfully sweet, especially since Wildcat has a savant mechanical mind but simple pleasures. His affection for kids and innocent animals is contagious. Then there’s Shere Khan, the imposing, ruthless businessman that quietly rules over the show, and it’s always a treat to see whether he’s being villainous or righteous, or some grey area in between. We have Louie, the bar-owner, playful monkey that often tags along with Baloo on the more epic adventures, and there’s Colonel Spigot and Sergeant Dunder – the former being a sad, less-then-threatening leader of the Thembrian Air Force, the latter being a scapegoat to Spigot’s threats but being a close and secret friend to Baloo.
It’s a great, varied cast, especially if you add to it the wonderful, wacky one-off characters that pop in now and again. The late Phil Hartman voiced a smart aleck pilot named Ace London in “Mach One for the Gipper,” bringing an exciting character dynamic to a typical “switched packages” plotline. I’m personally a huge fan of Doug Benson, a terribly over-zealous little gimp who tries to invade Louie’s bar with Shere Khan’s men. (If Mad Men creator Matthew Weiner admitted on his death bed he based Pete Campbell on some character from “some Disney show,” I’d jump up and scream, “It’s Doug Benson from TaleSpin, and also, I fucking knew it!” But I digress.) These various one-off characters really come in and shake things up, adding the kind of dynamics that give Talespin the pulpy, fun edge it deserves.
TaleSpin isn’t perfect, for sure. “Destiny Rides Again” is a rare total misfire, with bad animation and a severe lack of focus, and the villain is just not compelling at all. Two episodes, “Last Horizons” and “Flying Dupes,” while narratively fine, delve too uncomfortably into ideas of overt warfare and terrorism – which subsequently led to their banning. And physics? Please. In “All’s Whale that Ends Whale,” Baloo manages to carry a giant blue whale on the top of the Sea Duck, which is just mind-blowingly, hilariously outlandish. Then again, TaleSpin earns it, since it’s so entrenched in its pulpy origins, its cartoony sensibilities, its fantastic wold-building, and its distinct, grounded characters. In that respect, TaleSpin truly was one of a kind.