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Gargoyles – “Leader of the Pack/Metamorphasis”
Posted by kjohnson1585 in Animation, Childhood Revisited, Television, Writing on September 23, 2013
So where were we?
Last we left the Gargoyles clan, the group – Goliath, Lexington, Broadway, Hudson, Brooklyn, and Bronx – found their purpose, dedicating themselves to protecting New York. It is a noble gesture, but it’s certainly easier said then done. Xanatos is still Lex Luthoring around the city, and various figures are scratching at the peripheral: Demona, Coldstone, Bluestone, Macbeth, and the Pack. As season 2 begins, where do we go from here?
Right back to the Pack. “Leader of the Pack” definitely comes off as an season two introductory episode, heavy on the action and light on the significant developments, at least until the final ten minutes (well, the last two minutes; the ten minute reveal isn’t that big of a deal). Gargoyles has a fantastic voice cast, and it’s really awesome to hear the Pack again quipping and sniping at each other while in prison. Of course, this doesn’t last long, as another metallic creation, calling itself “Coyote” clambers up the side of the prison and uses a sonic wave-like attack to disorient the guards to orchestrate a Pack jailbreak. He manages to get all the Pack members out (Wolf, Dingo, Jackal, Hyena), except for Fox, who uncharacteristically stays behind to finish her sentence. The crew rough-and-tumble their way towards their escape, right into a modern version of the Millennium Falcon. (I mean, come on – that HAS to be the artistic influence, right? RIGHT?)
So, this Coyote first has to assert dominance, kicking Wolf’s ass a bit, but then revealing himself as Xanatos underneath his golden mask. This almost gets his ass kicked by Jackal and Hyena (since the events of “Her Brother’s Keeper”), but Xanatos wins their favor quickly by providing weapons and expounding upon their true enemies: the Gargoyles. Those bastards. The common enemy; the enemy of my enemy is my friend, so to speak, and we all know that Xanatos is a master of manipulation.
When the Gargoyles learn about the Pack’s escape, Lexington is furious. The Gargoyles, it has be established, put a lot of stake on revenge, and Lexington’s rage matches Brooklyn’s towards Demona’s, and he wants to pretty much track them down and kill them. And since Brooklyn completely understands that sentiment, he tries to talk Lex out of it – but he’s ain’t having it. Elisa explains that the police is covering the Pack’s original studio, but Lex rushes off (with Brooklyn and Bronx in tow) to keep vigilance anyway. Meanwhile, Goliath, Hudson, and Broadway go straight to the (financial) source of the Pack – Xanatos.
Now, here, Gargoyles begins that “dancing around” thing that most cartoons do, and Gargoyles often does to get plot points settled. When Goliath and his team arrive at Xanatos’ castle, they meet Owen (seriously, can we start a “fuck you, Owen” meme?), who gives them the usual BS runaround:”Oh, Xanatos isn’t here, the Pack is heading for the studio, blah blah blah.” Meanwhile, as Lex and team stake out the studio, and Brooklyn tries desperately to talk Lex out of his revenge-centric sensibility, ALL the cops in front of the studio just leave. It’s a pretty big stretch, but you kind of have to grin and bear it, since Lex, Brooklyn, and Bronx fly in right as the faux-Millennium Falcon arrives, armed Pack-members in tow. They and Coyote quickly dispatch and capture the gargoyles, no part in doubt to Lex’s unhinged over-zealousness. When the remaining gargoyles arrive, they receive a public phone call from Owen (FUUUUUUUUUUCK OWEN SO HARD), who monologues that the Pack, along with their friends, are on some kind of oil tanker out in the bay.
I have no plausible idea why, narratively, they’d meet on an oil tanker. It’s kinda silly actually; even as I watched it, I kinda rolled my eyes thinking “Because EXPLOSIONS!” So I hoped that there’d be another reason, and to be fair, they kind of imply that the hull of the tanker is thick enough to hold the gargoyles at bay. But other than the upcoming “big” reveal, explosions and fires were the only answer. Goliath, Hudson, and Broadway arrive and it just results in a straight-forward, all-out brawl between them and the Pack, and it’s a fun, exciting piece of animation, but storyboarded piece-meal. Like, Goliath goes after Coyote for no specific reason other than for him to rip off the golden mask to reveal Xanatos. Broadway rescues the others, and it’s just an all out beat-down, given just enough BOOM once some errant laser blasts some oil tanks. Massive fires burn throughout the ship, creating a very-well-done red shading to the whole scene, giving a visual kick to the reveal that Xanatos was only a life-sized robot. This only really allows the writers and animators to go all out on the Coyote-bot, ripping his head off and blasting a hole in the center of his body. The Pack escape, and when Lex has a clear shot at their escape ship, he rightly opts to save Brooklyn from certain-death instead. There’s a weird, slow reaction to all the gargoyles as the ship erupts and explodes in flames, really to build a wee bit of false tension of whether they’ll escape in time. I mean, OF COURSE they do.
In the end, Lex learned to focus on his priorities, revenge be damned, and the Pack is still out there. But the BIG reveal is Fox, who, due to her cooperation during the breakout, is granted early parole. She heads to the waiting limo, and immediately makes out with the lover-boy inside: Xanatos. He and Fox are a couple, and he and Fox alone know who and what the Pack is and their true purpose. They discuss the Xanatos-bot and what it means for the future, which amounts to “more robots” mostly, and while the reveal was surprising, it doesn’t really mean much narrative wise. Lex learned a lesson, and there are some broad reveals, but there really isn’t much to hang your hat on, thematically. “Leader of the Pack” was generally an action/exploding boat! episode, and it delivered, but I’m still waiting for the HOOK, the thing that propels Gargoyles from good to GREAT.
I think “Metamorphasis” might be it.
Granted, I’m not sure yet, for there’s a heck of a lot of episodes to work through in season two. But “Metamorphosis” hit upon a dramatic note between Elisa and her brother Derek, if that note disappointingly go down the “Xanatos knows everything” hole. Honestly, it isn’t Gargoyles’ fault. There was a time that “glass caged villainy” – a term I’m coining to describe villains and bad guys who know EVERY SINGLE development that could possibly happen – wasn’t overdone and frustratingly cliche. But even binge watching, it’s rather boring to see YET ANOTHER THING Xanatos is completely knowledgeable of and ready for.
We begin in an alley, when a mysterious man offers to help a woman off the streets of poverty, you know, in that weird, creepy way that’s never good. We cut to an airfield, where we catch Elisa and Derek still uneasy with each other as their familial and occupational differences clash. I like this uneasy conflict. It gives everything a nice, shady grey area, and while we know Elisa’s right, it makes sense that Derek would trust Xanatos, since the multimillionaire has been so straight-forward. The scene ends in a hug, but there’s an uncomfortable heft to it left unspoken.
Chaos erupts at a company called Gen-U-Tech when some monster escapes. As the beast roams the streets, Brooklyn and Broadway come across her, who looks kinda like a gargoyle. They swoop down and Brooklyn, being the guy often searching for some kind of group or person to connect to, indirectly crushes on this female gargoyle, and offers to help her as she fights him off in utter fear. While I don’t necessarily swallow the idea of Brooklyn developing feelings so fast for someone he just met, I do understand that he seems to be the most emotional and empathetic of the group. I’ll accept it at this point, but I won’t buy into it at 100%.
The female gargoyle is captured though, and while Broadway and Brooklyn escape, the latter laments for her rescue, the former wisely being more skeptical. I should point out that Broadway doesn’t seem to be the fat, eat-everything gargoyle from season one, which is a wonderful godsend. As they discuss they’re next move, we focus on Xanatos and Derek and newcomer Dr. Sevarius, the latter explaining his true purpose: using genes to create gargoyles from wild cats and bats. Also, a few human test subjects to speed up the process. This infuriates Xanatos, demanding an end to all this. Sevarius refuses, a scuffle breaks out, and Derek is “accidentally” injected with the gargoyle mutagen. I used the quotes there for a reason.
Derek begins to change, and Xanatos forces Sevarius to make a cure. Meanwhile the gargoyles track down that female gargoyle and rip into Gen-U-Tech to save her, and the fight results in one destroyed cure. They snag the female gargoyle but Derek, now a brown cat/bat hybrid, rages at the gargoyles for ruining his last hope of changing back to a human. And we’re entering Shakespearean territory again, where spurned heroes declare unilateral vengeance on singular beings instead of the wild complicated situation and the random fate that befall them. I get where Derek is coming from, but still, he fact that he has no ill-will against Xanatos – you know, the guy who bankrolled this whole thing – is a wee bit troubling. Sevarius is killed in the fight, and Xanatos take hold of the mutated gargoyles back to his castle.
These mutated gargoyles grow accustomed to their new bodies, flying around and ultimately accepting their fate. Good thing, as the gargoyles swoop in and we get a nice, if somewhat bland and short aerial fight. Elisa arrives and talks the brown cat/bat hybrid down (who refers to himself as “Talon” now, because…?), at least for a bit, until he says a certain phrase that triggers a bit of familiarity. “Derek?” Elisa questions, and the beast is too embarrassed to respond, shocking Elisa by accident (because they can shoot electricity, duh!) and wailing in melodramatic fashion before flying off (and the others just follow, because plot). It’s a rich, scenery-chewing moment. The gargoyles don’t follow because Brooklyn, essentially, gives up on them and his passion to find a soulmate. It’s tough to watch, but again, I don’t think it’s particularly well-earned since Brooklyn falls in love with this scared, transformed gal simply on first glance.
Of course, we’re back to BIG REVEAL moment: Sevarius is alive, and Xanatos was aware of all this. There is no cure apparently and we watch him, Owen, and Sevarius survey their creations on camera. Nice to see some mutated creatures out and about. More players in the game, so to speak. They may not be under Xanatos’ control for now, but we all know how manipulative he can be. Again, the glass cage villainy is really starting to wear thin, but it’s still a nifty twist nonetheless. We end on an awkward moment, in more ways than one, where the gargoyles look on Elisa as she cries her heart out on a pile of straw over what happened to Derek. I… I wish this was done differently. It makes Elisa look pathetic instead of sorrowful. A quiet bout of sobbing at her apartment would have worked better, I think. But at least we know she cares.
Gargoyles begins its second season with novel ideas and clever reveals, but it still seems predicated on these reveals instead of the characters pushing up against numerous odds. Sevarius’ introduction is a lot better than last season’s tendency to toss in new characters seemingly out of nowhere. I’m waiting for the characters to reach a truth, something profound that its Shakespearean influences often nailed with ease, something that last season’s finale nailed perfectly. I’m looking forward to the next two episodes, because I know things can get really good. The pieces are in place. Time to start moving them around.
“Leader of the Pack” B-/”Metamorphosis” B
Kung Fu Panda is the BEST WORST Franchise in Modern Entertainment
Posted by kjohnson1585 in Animation, Television, Writing on September 20, 2013
This may surprise you, but Kung Fu Panda: Legends of Awesomeness was nominated for a daytime Emmy, along with the expected staples of The Simpsons, Regular Show, Bob’s Burgers, and South Park (South Park won). Regular Show may be somewhat unexpected as well, but it has a stronger pedigree than Kung Fu Panda: Legends of Awesomeness ever had. I am reminded of the surprise nomination and victory of the severely underrated and inexplicably forgotten Penguins of Madagascar, which still has half a season left unaired. A movie-knock-off TV show that could be compared to some of TV’s more memorable and critically acclaimed animated shows on the air right now? It seems preposterous.
That’s the thing, though: Kung Fu Panda is simultaneously the most interesting and the most frustrating franchise in recent history. There are elements in it that match some of the best, most dramatic moments in entertainment history, and there are moments that are so terrible and embarrassing that it churns your stomach to see on the screen. The action sequences and endearing relationship-building are top-notch; the jokes and excessive silliness/stupidity can be unbearable. It makes it extremely difficult to recommend the films and/or TV show to people, knowing full well that the recommender is walking a thin line to the recommendee.
Kung Fu Panda is unique in some ways because not only does it ask “What if an immature little shit was the inevitable chosen one,” it asks “What if you had to live out the rest of your life with this immature, shitty chosen one?” It has that comic element for the kids, but it has a relatable notch for adults to latch onto – namely, the concept of working with someone you can’t stand, the guy or girl you work with everyday and compels you to ask yourself, “How in the hell is this person still working here?” Po may be the star, but his chosen one status doesn’t trump his childlike immaturity. He’s not an automatic savant – he’s still as goofy and moronic as he always was (but now an arrogant little shit), surrounded by six people who trained all their lives to reach their potential. The best moments are when these characters come face to face with this truth, Po included, and have to deal with it. It is nice, too, that Po’s free-spirit at times filters through these kung fu masters and loosens them up a bit, giving them a certain humanity within their “animality.” The worst moments are when Po does stupid shit for an extended period of time, and then its over.
That concept is why Kung Fu Panda managed to surpass its “talking animal” nonsense and approach a status of quality adult engagement. More often that not, any show or film that contains talking animals are regulated to young kids fare, and to be sure, it is a title that these talking animal pieces of entertainment deserve. It’s rare to see adults latch onto such types of entertainment outside of nostalgia (Mickey Mouse), comedic (Looney Tunes), or subversive (Animaniacs). It’s rarer still to have adults watch a talking animal show and claim “there’s something more going on here,” in terms of depth, character, and themes. Kung Fu Panda, at its best moments, hits that mark, when delving into Po’s relationship with Tigress, or Master Shifu, or his father. And yet, because it is by nature stuck in its own premise and medium (being animated, starring talking animals), it has to play lip service to its younger audience, with its wackier moments and moronic titular character. Kung Fu Panda struggles mightily in balancing this, which makes it hard really get into the franchise.
All of that is a roundabout way of saying that Kung Fu Panda always seems to come close to greatness, but in turn always comes short of that greatness, stumbling stupidly into a wall like the main character is prone to do. Remember the first film? Its most harrowing moments, besides its fantastic fight scenes, were watching Shifu’s growing frustration and confusion over Oogway’s decision to choose Po as the Dragon Warrior, and how those frustrations filtered through to the various members of the Furious Five. It’s most silliest moment? The final “fight” between Po and Tai Lung, which wasn’t so much a fight as it was some well-done game of grab-ass. The second film had a richer set of villains (between the Wolf Boss and Shen, who have history with Po’s family), and a heck of a lot of rich conversations between Po and Tigress, about their lives up until this point. The fight sequences here are a bit more extravagant and less personal, Shifu is set aside for a large portion of the film, and the plot itself falls flat at inopportune moments. I certainly do not hate these films, although I feel the first film has more going for it than the second, but the flaws are still there, holding back Kung Fu Panda from its full potential.
The TV show continues the films’ frustrating tonal dichotomy, where some episodes are childishly awful, and some, endearingly fantastic. “The Princess and the Po,” the second episode of the series, focuses on Po protecting an annoying, self-centered princess, which is as cliched and straight-forward as it sounds – of course they find common ground in its final five minutes. “Chain Reaction,” by contrast, is perhaps Legends of Awesomeness’s first sign of greatness. Primarily concerned with the type of relationship that exist between Po and Tigress, it touches upon Tigress’s complete frustration at Po’s sudden declaration of being a Dragon Warrior. Tigress is, in some ways, the most complex and complicated character in the show, and arguably one of the most complex and complicated female characters in modern times. Behind her stoicism is pain, anger, frustration, and sadness, doled out slowly over the course of the show. You could argue that someone like Tigress needs someone like Po – as the second film implied – since her stoicism holds her back from opening up as a person.
The hidden pathos that this franchise is built upon is the most powerful aspect of Kung Fu Panda, a pathos that is never directly stated (which is good and bad in its own ways): Shifu expected Tigress to be the Dragon Warrior, Tigress expected to be the Dragon Warrior, and they both have to deal with the fact they were wrong. It’s particularly painful when you know their history: “Father Crime” shows that Shifu was abandoned at the Jade Palace as a child by his own father, to be raised by Oogway; likewise, Tigress too was abandoned at the Jade Palace as according to “Kung Fu Day Care,” raised and trained by Shifu. Their ties to the Jade Palace is a long, painful, and tumultuous one; so for some fat, clumsy oaf to come in and achieve the Dragon Warrior status is a huge slap in the face. I mean, they have to train this guy, fight along side of him, and even protect him. It’s an antagonism that bubbles under the surface, and even though Po has his victories and manages to get on their good side, it’s still a sentiment that’s there.
So I’m not too surprised “Enter the Dragon” was nominated for the Emmy. It’s a fantastic one-hour TV movie, little on the “Po-is-goofy” gags and heavy on the earned sentiment, especially when Shifu tells Tigress, essentially his surrogate daughter, his plan to self-sacrifice himself. It’s heart-rendering stuff, which makes Po inevitable victory all the more rewarding; he may not be the ideal Dragon Warrior, but when it comes down to it, even he knows and understand the stakes. While most people’s mileage may vary, I think that “Enter the Dragon” works better than Kung Fu Panda 2 did.
Legends of Awesomeness powers through its episodes, bouncing between, well, awesomeness and shittiness. It has a handle on its villains and their relationships – Fung’s odd relationship with his Crocodile Bandits, Taotie’s relationship with his son Bien Zao, Master Junjie and his jealous antagonism towards Shifu – but not so much on its comic sensibilities or developing the cast outside of Po, Shifu, and Tigress. Monkey has a bit more going for him (we learn he has a brother) and Mantis has a complicated love life, but Crane and Viper are regularly ignored (mostly likely due to animation constraints) – and when they’re given their time in the spotlight, it seems unpolished and graceless. The one episode that we do learn about Viper, “Serpent’s Tooth,” represents everything that is both great and awful about the show, opening up the character but dropping the ball on its theme. “Serpent’s Tooth,” in fact, came dangerously close to representing what it’s like to be a distrusted minority in today’s America, wherein the citizens of the Valley of Peace express their dislike and distrust of snakes after a villainous snake named Fu-Xi attacks some people.
Viper, within her limited roles, has always been portrayed as nice, warm, helpful, and accommodating. The question, of course, is why? Because her kind is looked down upon. It’s thought of as icky, dirty, and dangerous, and even the positive-minded Po can’t help but accidentally express his own negative feelings towards snakes. This leads to the question: how long have snakes been treated like this, like second-class citizens? It looks like a while, but in pure, frustrating Kung Fu Panda fashion, it’s unclear. Still, it explains Viper’s behavior: stay quiet, keep your head down, train and work hard, be nice and detrimental towards everyone, lest people look at you as that “uppity snake.” So the story of another snake causing trouble nearby has everyone casting a cautious eye towards Viper, including the “nice friend” who supposedly was above it all. Watching the first ten minutes of this episode was painful; ask any minority that feeling of outsiderness, of feeling ostracized, of being stereotyped even though you spent your whole life trying to be the good guy, and every moment of anger at this entire situation is automatically looked upon with disdain and fear. You can’t even vent. Kung Fu Panda, once again, approaches greatness.
And once again, it fails it, turning Viper’s daring temptation into the scalie darkside by Fu-Xi’s taunts into an elaborate scheme cooked up by her and Shifu to only pretend to join him. The drama is utterly ruined, Viper is regulated to useful pawn, and while it’s nice to know that Viper’s friendship is genuine and that she is stronger than all the hate and anger spewed at her, it is utterly disappointing that the writers her dropped the ball on something so significant and powerful. Mainly due the fact that we don’t know Viper at all, we don’t really get an accurate look into how Viper feels about everything that happened. I really hope we see more of this in the future, but knowing Kung Fu Panda, we won’t.
Kung Fu Panda’s inability and/or unwillingness to commit to its most potentially dramatic ideas is baffling; it raises the question – why bother bringing aboard such ideas at all? Kung Fu Panda could certainly coast its way through a heavily pratfall-centric premise, filled with obvious silent scenes disguised as comic awkward pauses, masking the need to kill precious minutes. But it clearly loves its source, with its fascination of giddy, Jackie-Chan-esque fight scenes and its pointed need to open up its casts’ history and relationships – only to shut it down with a sudden “NAH!” This back-and-forth between juvenile absurdity and heavy pathos makes Kung Fu Panda a frustrating experience, surging between the highs and lows of what animated TV can offer.
We most likely will not see any more Kung Fu Panda entertainment until the third movie comes out, slated for 2015. Nick will probably continue more episodes then, interspersed with three more chapters to the Kung Fu Panda film franchise that will be released in the next ten years or so. With all these potential stories coming our way, I doubt Kung Fu Panda will really grasp the full potential of its franchise, continuing to be both the best AND worst franchise in modern entertainment. “Ska-doosh,” I guess.
Tumblr Tuesday – 09/17/13
Posted by kjohnson1585 in Animation, Comics, Film, Television, Video Games, Writing on September 17, 2013
After a two-week hiatus, Tumblr Tuesday is back! Not a ton of stuff, but there’s a few goodies:
— I wrote a little about the DC Comics contest concerning a suicidal Harley Quinn:
http://totalmediabridge.tumblr.com/post/60849576709/dc-contest-on-harley-quinns-suicide-is-telling
— I hate Makorra. The season premiere of The Legend of Korra only solidified my hate:
http://totalmediabridge.tumblr.com/post/60852296524/legend-of-korra
— Speaking of which, two gifs from Avatar depict the “humor” in that show’s fight sequences that Legend of Korra’s action sorely lacks:
http://totalmediabridge.tumblr.com/post/61027731906/meehighmeelo-unwinona-i-love-that-aangs
— A link to a link satirizing the “brooding male anti-hero” that dots the landscape of television’s Golden Age:
http://totalmediabridge.tumblr.com/post/61050549524/men-be-brooding
— And 16-bit versions of modern 3D games, and they look awesome:
http://totalmediabridge.tumblr.com/post/61051131873/pxlbyte-modern-games-get-demakes-games-of